Of all the videogame lovebirds, Mario and Princess Peach make a pretty cute couple. If my little brother grew up and married someone equally as obsessed with Mario Kart, this might be a cake contender. Here's a close-up of the cake topper, which sits on an elaborate castle, sitting on a planet, sitting on a mushroom forest. Mario's nose overwhelms his face so much his Princess can't help but smooch it. Hers, in comparison, looks pretty delicate—perhaps even cosmetically altered. I'll be curious to see what kind of nose the little ones inherit.