Neil Diamond Photographed Through a Bagel Hole
Vittles Vamp went to the Neil Diamond show on Tuesday night at Madison Square Garden, and she did something a little unusual. But something I can totally see becoming some sort of weird food-related photo meme. She shot a photo of the man through the hole of a bagel.
This was Brooklyn-bred Neil Diamond, we were talking about. Damn straight, I wasn't bringing him flowers no more.
The only thing a bona fide Jewess could do was add an bag of mini-bagels to her FreshDirect order to make sure she had something on hand that was more befitting this Judaic god of schmalzy pop.
I'm going to have to bring bagels into the office tomorrow morning and shoot everyone through them.
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3 Comments:
Perfection.
missbhavens at 11:46AM on 08/17/08
I agree the source of food hole should relate to the person, place or thing photographed. Here in the South, or photos of Southerners, or Southern-iana (?), the hole of choice would be a Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut. This, however, presents serious timing issues for "Hot Doughnuts Now" diehards such as myself; I couldn't hold onto a Krispy Kreme long enough to frame and focus--hell, my lack of self-control couldn't outlast an almost instantaneous point 'n shoot. Putting one-half of the Southerners' Eucharist in my ocular area and thus proximity to my pie-hole is like dangling a double chili steak with cheese from the Varsity (Happy 80th!) in front of a backsliding vegan about to snap. Now I'm hungry so I'm going out for a dozen, er, a 12x zoom lens.
jscarey at 12:09PM on 08/17/08
The onion rings with a small hole might make for an interesting photo.
holdthemayo at 4:28PM on 08/17/08