Trying to eat like Michael Phelps without doing the rigorous exercise to burn it off is not a pretty sight. But that doesn't stop people from trying. Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti doesn't just try to eat Phelps' breakfast of three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee without retching, but tries to do it in under five minutes. Although shirtless and clad in a swim cap and goggles, Conti doesn't look anything like Phelps, but he does eat his breakfast. And even though Conti doesn't puke, I just might.
Watch the video after the jump. I swear this is the last Michael Phelpsian Gorge-A-Thon Challenge I'll make you watch.
Crazy Legs Conti Eats Michael Phelps' Breakfast in Under Five Minutes
[via Jeff Rubin]