If you constantly find yourself muttering, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me," in the middle of the night, fight back with some of this clown-faced luncheon meat. Feel empowered as you bite into the slices of 80 percent processed pork matter. Release from the dark clutches of clown-derived fear can be yours for just 29 pence per 100 grams! [via Doobybrain.com]


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