Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts

Life Savers Fruit Splosions, Double Creme Betweens, and Spitz sunflower seeds from paulandstorm.
Doesn't a creme-filled chocolate cookie sandwich just put you in the mood? Eh, never did before, but now that Flickr user paulandstorm mentions it, maybe the Double Creme Betweens wrapper should include a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
Shoot, no wonder kids these days are growing up so fast. Think of all the other double entendres in the snack aisle: Skor, Lays, Corn Nuts, Poppycock.
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5 Comments:
Ahahahaha. This is totally awesome-o.
Chewy at 12:06AM on 07/10/08
Let us not forget...
"Ding Dongs" and "Honey Buns".
http://www.hostesscakes.com/dingdongs.asp
http://www.littledebbie.com/products/HoneyBuns.asp
Don't look at me. Erin started it.
FastFoodCritic at 7:48AM on 07/10/08
But what about: http://www.mexgrocer.com/19988.html
And my personal favorite ... at least, to see on a big truck as it carts it wares across the city:
http://www.mexgrocer.com/brand-bimbo.html
OneWallKitchen at 11:37AM on 07/10/08
don't forget yoo-hoo
j at 12:15PM on 07/10/08
Mounds?
PeanutButter at 11:24PM on 07/10/08