'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass
Most people are surprised that she's made it this far—the finals of this season of Top Chef—what with her back-stabbing and pettiness. Everybody seems to hate her; bloggers don't seem to be fans; commenters everywhere seem to generally despise her. Maybe Bravo's producers painted her as the villain, but when asked by the New York Daily News if she's read the reactions online, Top Chef contestant Lisa Fernandes responded:
Oh no, I don't read the blogs—you couldn't pay me to read the blogs. I don't want to know what people who can't even afford to eat in my restaurant, let alone know how to cook have to say about me, and the few comments I did read on Eater.com a few weeks back because my job asked me to read 'em. The best they could come up with was that I was ugly.
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40 Comments:
She was annoying to me during the show, but now I truly dislike her...keep up the good work Lisa.
Carosone at 11:47AM on 06/06/08
If Stephanie leaves before she does, I'm going to hit my TV. No really, I'm serious. She is a negative, sycophantic twit who deserved to go home weeks ago. I even hate her when she does something good, like those bacon strips! She was SO whiny about them. Ick. If the best she can come up with is that everyone who blogs is a poor, culinarily-challenged, unoriginal person, she deserves everything they say about her.
embolini9 at 12:10PM on 06/06/08
I was just thinking about how ugly she was while I was on my way to get something off the Dollar Menu at McDonalds...
rheogs at 12:13PM on 06/06/08
I'd like to know where she works so that I never eat there.
The Daily News article incorrectly states that she's chef de cuisine at Mai House - that's Spike's job (or at least it used to be).
charm city cupcake at 12:19PM on 06/06/08
Why can't "we" afford to eat in her restaurant? Does she think we're all jobless? Also, "we" can't cook either? Damn, does that mean I have to quit my well paying law firm job and give back my newly remodeled kitchen?
Her attitude is so much more unattractive than her physical appearance anyway, since she mentioned people calling her ugly.
oh woe is me, maybe we can all be her when we grow up.
Southern_bella at 12:21PM on 06/06/08
"you know, last night at the A-List Awards and at the after-party, everybody that came up to me – which was, like, a lot of people – loved me for my attitude"
I can't believe she said that.....seems like her version of "look at me, I'm so popular." She must be stuck in an entirely different universe.
nichole at 12:22PM on 06/06/08
Her personality is far uglier than her exterior could ever be.
RichardCrystal at 12:22PM on 06/06/08
@charm, I'd like to know where she works too, maybe a group of us can show up and complain about the food...with pursed lips and angry stances.
I bet her rice is undercooked there too.
Southern_bella at 12:24PM on 06/06/08
The irony is its the people that can afford to each in her restaurants that are the ones blogging about her.
Saying that - her eliteness is pathetic and has been one of the more annoying things about her.
bravian at 12:37PM on 06/06/08
"The best they could come up with was that I was ugly"
No... I'm pretty sure that they said that you sucked as well... You better read that again.
jonfoxx at 12:40PM on 06/06/08
@charm, she does work at Mai House, she took over for Spike a few weeks back.
stlyankfan at 12:43PM on 06/06/08
Oh really? Well, I guess I'll never be eating there!
(I did read this a few weeks ago about Spike leaving Mai House to open a burger joint in DC and that Lisa would replace him, but that rumor was denied...apparently it's true!)
charm city cupcake at 12:53PM on 06/06/08
I don't burn basic ingredients when I cook, but I'm sure Lisa Fernandes is a great chef.
jorach at 12:55PM on 06/06/08
lisa is working at the mai house and spike is in the process of opening a burger joint. however i read that she applied for the job before the show started so it is a coincidence. too bad though bc no one wants to eat her food but i'm sure they would have eaten spikes.
jaf at 1:07PM on 06/06/08
Hell, I could afford to eat at Mai House and I make less than most people on here, I'm sure. 30 dollar entree? I could swing it.
What a nasty beastie.
modysoul at 1:08PM on 06/06/08
Although she has demonstrated that she has SOME talent, and I'm sure her attitude might work in SOME kitchens, and while her involvement on Top Chef has given us SOME enjoyment via "the-one-we-love-to-hate", I really have had enough of Lisa. I think Richard said it best -- "she brings a gray cloud to the kitchen, and that's not an environment I want to work in".
Keep reaching for the negative Lisa -- that's exactly what you'll get.
noahv at 1:26PM on 06/06/08
I can afford to eat there but, not for nothing, I can also make many of the items on that menu. And save money. And not burn my rice.
Clearly she's really worked on her ability to listen to the feedback of others...not.
Amandarama at 1:31PM on 06/06/08
I am sure her comments made her boss happy.
Hope she one day realizes that food bloggers ARE customers (they are more likely to spend more money on a good meal, and know alot about food), further more, their opinons do influence other people.
In her case, it's not only bloggers who dislike her, it's 91% of people who watch Top Chef. Granted, not all of them live in NYC (but I am sure plenty do visit), but those who do probably wouldn't recommend it to friends, or select it for personal or business dining...that is a whole lot of bridges to burn.
Not even the best chefs in the world could afford to insult potential customers like that. And she is NOT remotely close.
gnomatic at 1:35PM on 06/06/08
I AGREE that she is a "...negative, sycophantic twit who deserved to go home weeks ago."
If she can't be a team player; she won't reach her potential in ANY kitchen.
The only thing that I give her props on is her 'competetive attitude'
(though it's a bit excessive)
hungrychristel at 1:36PM on 06/06/08
Does this mean if I eat at Mai House and order the polish sausage I'm going to get sea bass?? It's not just that you're ugly brilliant one
UncleTupelo at 1:37PM on 06/06/08
Nice.
It's sad, but I feel vindicated.
On the bright side: Either Stephanie or Richard won Top Chef. If Lisa was the winner of TC, she wouldn't have been allowed to make that comment, contractually, without a member of the Bravo team first "Okaying" it, and I doubt they'd want their new Top Chef coming off like a no-class a**hole, do you? So, it's all good.
Brownie at 2:22PM on 06/06/08
Well, I CAN afford to eat where she works and I still hate her. Also-I'm a chef myself and can't stand her attitude. She doesn't have the skills to be where she is and next week will prove it.
And, it's true she's not pretty-but it's her personality that makes her the ugliest person I've seen in a while.
elastigirl76 at 2:24PM on 06/06/08
What would she say to those that could afford to, and choose not to eat her made-with-hate food?
I wonder.
dbdtron
dbdtron at 2:24PM on 06/06/08
Wait a minute.
She's begging for a job on a reality show... and we're the losers?
dantsea at 3:49PM on 06/06/08
I got a good laugh out of her asking for congratulations from Richard and Stephanie when she didn't get booted. Richard's reply was amazing...was it, "Good job for winning bronze?" So awesome.
dylinw at 4:45PM on 06/06/08
Beware the gaze of the Gorgon!
jozersky at 5:22PM on 06/06/08
you guys are all crazy. shame on all of you. yeah shes a jerk, an a-hole, a whiner, but she is much uglier on the outside. seriously i want to jam the remote through my ears every time i see her.
vinnyger at 5:46PM on 06/06/08
Her lack of intelligence is clearly illustrated by the childish retort re: the socioeconomics of bloggers/commenters. Had she any common sense, she would know that the readers of most foodie blogs could buy and sell her -expletive- on a daily basis. But hey, at least she didn't refer to us all as dwellers of our mother's basements, so we've got that going for us, which is nice.
cooksultant at 6:17PM on 06/06/08
Well, I can pretty much say I can afford to eat her new digs, have eaten at her new digs, won't be eating again at her new digs while she is in residence unless I'm allowed back in the kitchen to stand sullenly staring at her with my chin tucked into my chest and a lemon sucking face.
breadchick at 6:22PM on 06/06/08
Every time she stands before the judges at judges' table with her arms crossed and the look on her face that just screams, "You don't know what you're talking about when it comes to MY food!" Her inability to accept criticism had already completely turned me off of her. This comment of hers only sealed the deal.
Delinia at 9:23PM on 06/06/08
Glad to know Lisa is not at the much over-praised Mai House in Tribeca because I would never want to support any place that employed such a sour, angry, bitter woman as part of its kitchen staff. I agree with Richard that people like that are 'like a grey cloud in the kitchen.' I have worked in restaurants and even one person with an attitude like hers spoils the good work the rest of the team might create. If the owners of Mai House also employed Spike, they must be just like those two. I don't want to sample ANY of her cooking - ever. BTW, a friend of mine went to the A-List Awards and said it was just another trumped-up reason to promote Bravo shows. One of the 'nominees' for Most Entertaining Female on a reality show was that horrendous harridan Rameana from the faux housewives disaster. I don't think anybody on the senior staff at Bravo has any scruples whatsoever, including Andy Cohen. The incessant and very obvious product placements on TC just make me furious. And don't even try to get on their site because it's so cluttered up with ads that it's almost impossible to load these days. If I didn't love TC and Kathy Griffin, I would avoid that channel altogether.
Chucknyc at 12:39AM on 06/07/08
"I was just thinking about how ugly she was while I was on my way to get something off the Dollar Menu at McDonalds..." >>>>>
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@rheogs - LOL. I like you. If you're ever in Texas, I would love to take you out to dinner. All you can eat. On the dollar menu, of course! :)
FastFoodCritic at 3:04AM on 06/07/08
Honestly though, there's not many things worse than an ugly, angry, lesbian.
Am I right?
Please send hatemail to... editor@fastfoo... lol :)
FastFoodCritic at 3:07AM on 06/07/08
The previous post was not meant to offend Lesbians or Ugly People. It's 2 a.m. here on a Friday night, Sat morning, and I've had several glasses of wine.
I love lesbians. YOU GO GIRLS!
FastFoodCritic at 3:13AM on 06/07/08
Lisa if your reading (and I know you are EVERYONE reads SE) this, I still think you are an ass and I can afford to eat at your restaurant any damn time I want. Get in the kitchen and make food and shut yer piehole. Lisa would be better liked if she did not open her malcontent yap everytime some nasty thought hit her brain. Two words, Mental Health...get some. HAHA
JerzeeTomato at 6:58AM on 06/07/08
While I agree that what she said was illogical and untrue "people who can't even afford to eat in my restaurant, let alone know how to cook have to say about me". She probably hasn't been shown or edited in the best light. A lot of anonymous commenters feel justified at taking personal swipes at her appearance and her sexual orientation (which should have no bearing). It's unfortunate that she will miss the most important thing that this opportunity may have afforded her...the opportunity to learn from her mistakes and grow as a chef and a person. If she spends any of her time retaliating to awful below-the-apron comments I think she will just continue on in life with arms crossed and lips pursed like she did at judges' table.That leaves a bitter aftertaste.
maxpickles at 9:28AM on 06/07/08
I could care less who she sleeps with or what she looks like. I could even care less about her malcontent attitude. Just cook the food and stop being an ass. Nothing is more distasteful than some ass in the kitchen, acting all prima donna like when in fact some of their cooking sucks ass.
I judge these reality cooking shows by the food. Some of her food was not so special.
This pic of her she looks fairly attractive for someone her age. http://www.bravotv.com/Top_Chef/season/4/bios/index.php?cat=chef&p=lisa
so i do not get the hype on her look.
Put your mouth in check and concentrate on the cooking.
Really doesn't matter all told, Steph or Richard are going to win and I like them both and their food. Truely talented people. Richard is just amazing.
JerzeeTomato at 10:30PM on 06/07/08
someone her age? it says she's only 27...is that old? or am i missing something
i'm looking forward to seeing Richard or Stephanie win, they're both nice and quiet, similar to previous winners like Harold, Ilan and Hung to a lesser degree - but none of them were ever annoyingly harsh (well maybe Ilan towards Marcel)
To make her less painful to watch next week, I hope Lisa wears clothes that actually fit, and no tank top please!
jpmcd at 11:51PM on 06/07/08
@ Southern_bella for saying "Her attitude is so much more unattractive than her physical appearance anyway, since she mentioned people calling her ugly."...
Well said! Good lord, she has the worst attitude ever. And yes, if she beats Stephanie or Richard...I will have a fit (not just because of her personality, because of her past performances with the food).
Hillary
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Chew on That at 1:16PM on 06/09/08
She's like a monkfish stuffed with durian. Horrible on both the inside and the outside. Next time I have dinner at Per Se or Citronelle, I'll raise a glass to toast being so poor I can't afford to eat at her stupid restaurant, and instead have to cash in my poor, blooger food stamps at other establishments. What a stupid bitch.
CarlaBowers at 8:47AM on 06/10/08