The Next Food Network Star, Episode 2 Recap

The second episode of The Next Food Network Star aired last night and it's safe to say we're still smitten with Lisa Garza. We were nervous we'd starting hating the "firecracker dynamo" contestant with her razor-cut hair and super-bronzed cheeks. But she whipped out her head bandanna and prepared crostini-style French toast with honey crème fraîche on a moving train, with the boldness we expected her to, and we're still fans. So are the judges, who handed her the get-out-of-jail-free immunity status at the end of the episode.
The challenge took place on a New Jersey rail line, where teams of three had to prepare three-course brunch plates with ingredients (bread, cheese, and meat) acquired in previous trivia rounds. Each round took place at a different New York shop (Amy's Bread, Alleva Dairy and Esposito's Butcher). First to screw up its momentum, the Green Team (Jeffrey, Kelsey, and Kevin) guessed wrong on the bread question. "For white flour, what two parts of the whole wheat grain are removed?" They nervously answered "hull and husk" (correct answer: germ and bran), which had Jeffrey hopelessly rolling baguette dough for way too long.
Speediest of all, the Gray Team (Aaron, Adam, Jennifer) was thanking its lucky stars that Adam had worked at a Spanish restaurant and knew that Iberico pigs are fattened with acorns. "Never in a million years would I guess they'd ask me about the diet of Iberico pigs." It was a random fact-plucking Jeopardy situation, and they were in luck. Over at the Blue Team, Nipa took forever getting ready, making everyone late, but she redeemed herself by recalling what brown ingredient makes pumpernickel brown. (That would be molasses.)
Once the teams collected their bread-cheese-meat combos, they charged to the Whippany, New Jersey, train station only to find an arms-crossed Robert Irvine standing before the rail line, introducing the task. Inside, judges Bobby Flay and Food Network execs Susie Fogelson and Bob Tuschman were waiting with forks, as were a few cars of normal people eaters for extra peanut gallery comments.
Highlights from the Competition
- Kevin tries to make a case for crostini's sexiness to his teammates
- Adam rushes to cut stuck-together sunnyside up eggs after stubbornly swearing this was the best egg format. Eaters later considered it an undercooked, inedible yellow river of yolk
- Adam argues for a train robbery–themed entrance, but Aaron responds, "Oh, hell no." The act ends up winning them major creativity points from judges
- Lisa is pissed that she has to whip cream by hand in less than three minutes, thanks to her teammates, who left two plates sans garnish
- Nipa's infamous hissy fit, during which her lips were intensely red and glossy
When judgment day came at the end of the episode, Nipa was all attitude queen as judges asked if she was still enthusiastic about the show. She gave the silent treatment first, then admitted she "feels different." The dialogue turned into a therapy session with judges comforting Nipa, promising her that she's so unique and beautiful and had all the qualities of a Food Network star. But that wasn't enough. Nipa rubbed some dry (fake?) tears, then walked out. "Sorry, I can't do this anymore." Awk-ward.
During the commercial break, she must have ruminated her hissy fit, and apologized to judges and contestants. In the final elimination round, it was down to her and Kevin, but Nipa's previous monologue, asking for forgiveness while tying in her immigrant story about moving to America as a five-year old, must have helped. Kevin was cut. Maybe it was his insistence on the sexiness of crostini, figs, and mozzarella that turned off judges.
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13 Comments:
Nipa's ethnicity seems to be the only thing keeping her in play. I'm unimpressed. Not ready to call my favorite yet.
DJ Dedd at 5:54PM on 06/09/08
Lisa, for some odd reason, reminds me of Parker Posey's character in Best in Show.
subinai at 6:12PM on 06/09/08
So I'm guessing this was all filmed before the whole Robertirvinegate scandals? I didn't think Food Network was all that fond of him these days.
TheLoneIguana at 6:31PM on 06/09/08
Nipa really rubs me the wrong way, she wants everyone to think she's so fabulous and she couldn't take a little questioning on the fact that she isn't as fabulous as she thinks she is...she couldn't take the heat so she left the kitchen.
I like Kelsey, but she needs to bring the perkiness down a notch.
Southern_bella at 6:37PM on 06/09/08
The way the challenges are set up seems designed to ensure the judges will be served plates of lousy-tasting, lousy-looking food by flustered people no one would want to watch. Food Network cooking shows are scripted. The recipes are tested, and production staff make sure ingredients are available in sufficient quantities. The kind of pressure the stars face has nothing to do with racing the clock (except Iron Chef, Dinner Impossible, and Rachael Ray), and nothing to do with spontaneously making up a recipe from whatever ingredients are available (except Dinner Impossible). It's not a restaurant environment. Considering how risky it is to produce a season of a new show, you'd think the producers would focus on audience appeal and skill in front of the camera, and not the way the contestants act behind the scenes.
juliec at 6:44PM on 06/09/08
okay, i do not understand why adam didn't get kicked off for serving raw eggs!!! he made FRIED EGGS and managed to screw them up! this is a much bigger transgression than either sexy figs and honey or entertaining breakdowns.
dmarina at 7:14PM on 06/09/08
@dmarina: I assume Adam's persona was his saving grace--this time. In both shows, Kevin yammered on and on about bringing back romance. The guy never really explained his point of view; worse, and ironically, his delivery completely lacked passion. I find Nipa thoroughly unpleasant. I can't imagine her hosting a show, and I suspect she won't be around for long.
baboo at 8:03PM on 06/09/08
juliec, I am totally with you. What about these challenges has anything to do with the skills it takes to put together a show? This is why they've statistically failed so miserably at producing viable shows and television personalities - because they concoct these absurd Survivor-like hoops to jump through, rather than developing talent. Bleh.
Also: still hate Lisa.
BangieB at 12:58AM on 06/10/08
Has anyone else noticed all those commercials for new shows on Food Network starting this summer? Wouldn't it be more effective to focus on developing just a few new stars through lots of PR, rather than seemingly giving out lots of shows and letting the hosts/hostesses fend for themselves?
July at 8:15AM on 06/10/08
juliec, BangieB: I have come to the conclusion that FN doesn't (and never did) care whether they get a 'star' out of this show, they're just trying to make it a good competitive reality show. That's why the challenges have nothing to do with what an actual FN personality would deal with on a show, and everything to do with creating drama and conflict. They're much more concerned with getting their money's worth out of the contestants now, on NFNS, than they are with creating a decent show with the winner.
Buckethead at 10:58AM on 06/10/08
didn't they learn from last season...they coddled Amy and look where it got them...remember she through a hissy and wanted to quit...i really liked Amy but it hasn't translated...sans no more episodes...
triza at 11:18AM on 06/10/08
Too much emphasis on personality, and not enough on food. I'd rather see a dull presenter who could show me something wonderful about food, than an "exciting" personality who has no right to have a cooking show.
Channa at 12:09PM on 06/10/08
Buckethead, a great point I hadn't considered. It makes sense. Now I can stop banging my head against the wall, wondering why the resulting shows suck so hard.
BangieB at 2:42PM on 06/10/08