According to 147xxxx, a blog written by a Starbucks employee, you should never take the trash out at Starbucks. Why? Because you might get pricked by heroin needles. This employee's diary-like web rant reveals all kinds of Starbucks horror stories, like discovering people inside the bathroom after more than an hour, covered in pills.
Also, be wary of baristas replacing your requested skim milk order with the fattier whole milk, since they think you're too skinny. The site includes a medley of accounts, advice to other employees and quotes from customers, including this analogy: "Decaf? That’s like kissing my sister."