Fast Food

Would you like fries (or onion rings or chicken tenders) with that?

In Videos: Fast Food Feedbags on 'The Onion News Network'

"It's hot steamy food in your face right now."

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Sure, eating is fun, but it's just so darn time- and energy-consuming. Fortunately, The Onion News Network announces the fast food industry's latest development: wearable feedbags.

"Something that we heard over and over again was, 'I really love your food; I just wish it wasn't so much work to have to eat it,'" says a fast food executive in the video. Obviously, the only way to solve this problem is to strap your food to your head.

"Sometimes I don't feel like moving my arms, so this way you can just have it on your face, close to your mouth, so you don't have to pick anything up," says a man with sauce all over his chin.

Information on the eventual development of family-style feed troughs and drive-through feed hoses after the jump.

Fast Food Feedbags on 'The Onion News Network'

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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