In Videos: Fast Food Feedbags on 'The Onion News Network'
"It's hot steamy food in your face right now."
Sure, eating is fun, but it's just so darn time- and energy-consuming. Fortunately, The Onion News Network announces the fast food industry's latest development: wearable feedbags.
"Something that we heard over and over again was, 'I really love your food; I just wish it wasn't so much work to have to eat it,'" says a fast food executive in the video. Obviously, the only way to solve this problem is to strap your food to your head.
"Sometimes I don't feel like moving my arms, so this way you can just have it on your face, close to your mouth, so you don't have to pick anything up," says a man with sauce all over his chin.
Information on the eventual development of family-style feed troughs and drive-through feed hoses after the jump.
Fast Food Feedbags on 'The Onion News Network'
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2 Comments:
The family-style cheesy trough?!
Raphael at 6:28PM on 06/03/08
I love TheOnion and this is one of my favorite videos ever!
On a side note, I am thoroughly convinced that S.E. has operatives stationed on every corner of the Internet, because it's almost impossible to post something they haven't already heard about. I usually come here and check before I post. Today I didn't. And now I see....
Damn you! lol :)
FastFoodCritic at 7:23PM on 06/03/08