Whats Your Banana IQ?

Banana book author Dan Koeppel wrote an op-ed piece for the New York Times yesterday that served as a banana primer for the uninititated (me, for instance).
The piece was filled with utterly fascinating banana food-culture info, like the fact that Americans eat as many bananas as apples and oranges combined. Serious eaters, did you know that? I didn't.
Koeppel rightfully professes astonishment that bananas are so cheap: "They're grown thousands of miles away, they must be transported in cooled containers, and even then they survive no more than two weeks after they're cut off the tree."
And they're still less than a buck a pound in the stores. What gives? How can that be?
Koeppel says that the origins of cheap bananas are rooted in the late nineteenth-century business practices of the United Fruit Company (now Chiquita Brands International). The company kept prices low by exercising iron-fisted control over the Latin American countries where the fruit was grown.
How rough were the United Fruit hombres? In 1929 the Columbian government shot down protesting banana workers who were gathered in a town square after church. Oliver Stone, Sean Penn, shouldn't one of you be making a movie about this?
"Virtually every banana we see today is a Cavendish, a Chinese variety that had been considered something close to junk: inferior in taste, easy to bruise and too small." In the day when microvarieties rule, how come no one is growing and selling any of the other thousand varieties of bananas? Shouldn't Alice Waters be using artisanal bananas in her desserts?
Since there are no bananas grown in the U.S., aren't bananas anathema to locavores? One of the serious eaters says she feels guilty every time she eats a banana because they are grown so far away.
Should we all feel guilty? Can a banana tree grow in Brooklyn or Berkeley?
We may not have bananas around forever for locavores to kick around. Bananas may possibly disappear from our grocery store shelves soon, due to a virulent strain of Panama disease. If we can save the whales and we can save the Berkshire hog, can't we save the the Cavendish banana?
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I wonder if we eat more bananas than oranges and apples combined because bananas are somewhat easier and less messy to eat? You peel the skin really easily, there's a "handle" to hold while you eat it so you don't get messy, and then you toss the skin into a wastebasket. No peeling, no washing, no cutting necessary?
Funny, though, because I really have to be in the mood for a banana, and it's rare I am. I would say I eat very few bananas, the last one probably being over a year or two ago.
feistyfoodie at 10:05AM on 06/19/08
Bananas could be cheaper because they actually take fewer resources to grow. It may be that the price in the grocery store in some loose way reflects the costs of those resources, and thus also quietly points to the most environmentally responsible choice as well.
The locavores overestimate the effects of transportation. As with most pop-environmentalism, they are probably making things worse, not better.
Hasn't anyone learned anything from the ethanol disaster yet?
There's food riots and hunger down that road paved with good intentions.
Augustiv at 10:09AM on 06/19/08
I do not feel guilty about eating anything. Mmm.. bananas.
*munch munch*
foodinmouth at 10:16AM on 06/19/08
@feisty: You're correct. Oranges are a PITA -- unless they're clementines, which are easy to peel and don't seem to drip juice all over because you can just eat the lobes all in one bite. And I typically avoid apples unless they're from a good farm stand because they're completely flavorless from the grocery store. Bananas always seem to have at least a certain level of flavor, if they're ripe.
Adam Kuban at 10:17AM on 06/19/08
I encountered a really weird phenomenon last week. Now that Dole has entered the banana marketing an aggressive way my local grocery store had Dole organic bananas fairly cheap - 59 cents per pound vs. 39 or 49 cents for the non-organic (which have usually been Chiquita at the store I shop in).
The Dole product looked really good - almost suspiciously perfect and blemish free relative to the way bananas, particularly organic ones , usually look. I bought them but there was a strange and not completely subtle difference in the texture - one that I found disagreeable. It's difficult to verbalize but I can only compare it the that sort of subtly spongy texture that a "water enhanced" ham or poultry product has compared to one that is not "enhanced". They were edible enough to eat but I won't buy organic bananas again unless they are a brand other than Dole (by the way - I have eaten non-Dole organic bananas in the past and they were just fine).
phaelon56 at 11:20AM on 06/19/08
I just made some banana nut cake last night! It's sort of weird how I can't remember ever having a banana that was better than another--ripeness aside, they're at least consistent.
My parents had a banana tree in our backyard in Southern California. Its fruit would never fully mature, though--I don't think the, um, "fruit stem" (is there a special name for that?) could support the weight of the fruit long enough. We'd use the banana leaves and blossoms, though.
OneWallKitchen at 11:20AM on 06/19/08
I saw some banana's at my local farmer's market a couple of weeks ago, was really close to buying some but at $2/lb. I said no, which was funny, b/c that isn't too bad, but they are always under a $1 at the store.
Sarahrm at 1:11PM on 06/19/08
This is supposed to be a good book. I have it on my list to read: Bananas!: How The United Fruit Company Shaped the World by Peter Chapman
aharste at 2:42PM on 06/19/08
Ethanol wasn't pushed by environmentalists so much as by corn growers associations and companies such as ADM both saying it would be great for the environment so they could push through subsidies for it and get a double benefit of cheap corn because it was subsidized on one end and then subsidized again on the other and because there was just way too much corn (about a billion bushel surplus in 2005). Many environmentalists have been screaming about the idiocy for years but no one would listen till it was done and proved silly.
Same with bananas, they've been a story for years now from the banana genetic problems due to massive monoculture and loss of forests that grow wild bananas (now extinct -- in fact the cavendish is a replacement for a better banana the Gros Michel that was destroyed in pretty much the same way this one is as recently as the sixties) to the terrorist buyoffs by the companies among them Chiquita, Dole and Del Monte which also involved intimidating workers including killing anyone who seemed to be a leader. It's where the term "banana republic" originated (not from the clothing store, ugh). But it's taken this book to get some good mainstream publicity which I'm really grateful for. Thank you Dan Koeppel.
It's still a huge issue and there are groups trying to make a difference and asking us to be picky about what we buy because of the control of the companies.
Here's an interesting 7 minute video on banana farming in Jamaica and how the low prices and company control is forcing farmers to other forms of agriculture that aren't as legal:
Thanks for the steer on the other book aharste. Thanks too Ed Levine for spreading the word some more. :)
I don't eat them because they aren't local, their forced, profit-motivated cultivation is destroying forests and their denizens, they harbor fruit fly eggs in the skin which then hatch in the home, and I don't really like them especially in comparison to the great fruit that is local.
As far as those organic ones that were off, it's most likely the way they were stored and processed along the way rather than that they were organic. There was a huge and expensive banana ripening room utilizing ethylene and pressure in a tunnel built a few years ago near me. State of the art and only for bananas...
Sieseye at 5:27AM on 06/20/08
Bananas are evil! I get nauseous at the scent of them and they really gross me out. I don't understand why they are so popular. EWWWW. I was stuck in the car with someone eating a banana yesterday and I thought I was gonna hurl.
Linz0 at 8:50AM on 06/20/08