Batter Blaster: Bogus or Bliss?
Wandering through the aisles of a local Whole Foods last week, I happened upon a novel curiosity, the Organic Batter Blaster. Had I discovered this pancake batter dispenser (à la Reddi Wip) at a regular grocery store amid packages of gray bologna and preshredded mozzarella-type cheese, I probably would have moved fearfully onward without giving the thing a second look. But there it was, getting cozy with a rainbow of soy milks, a few aisles over from the organic burdock tea, and my intrigue was piqued.
I paused, walked on, doubled back, picked a can up and read the label, put it back, paused again, snuck a can into my cart, slipped it back on the shelf, and walked a few steps away, before finally doubling back and taking a can once and for all.
After I got it home and tucked it away in my fridge to await its debut at Sunday-morning breakfast, I did a little checking online. From treehugger.com to Serious Eats Talk, I found an endless stream of comments from incredulous revilers, and to an extent, I understand where everybody’s coming from—hence my hesitation at buying the Batter Blaster in the first place. I, too, tend to prefer homemade and whole, natural foods to packaged and heavily processed ones, and I’ll admit the garish mustard-and-ketchup graphics on the container (nevermind the unfortunate name itself) only served to heighten the Blaster’s aura of indecency. Besides, pancake batter is damn easy to make from scratch, so why invest in a product to make something easy any easier, especially if said product allows you no control over ingredients and uses a fair amount of packaging to boot?
That said, I’m not inherently opposed to all things processed or packaged, especially if they’re good eats, which I must admit to be the case with most mix-based pancakes I’ve sampled. The ones I was raised on, for instance, which were the fruit of a certain blue-lettered, yellow-boxed mix (which also gave rise to the tasty biscuits and shortcakes of my youth), were unfailingly fluffy, tender, and delicious. The same cannot be said of all the scratch pancakes I’ve tried over the years.
Plus, initial shock aside, the ingredients in the Blaster don’t seem to be more processed or frightening than any I’d put in homemade batter (they may even be better, considering that they’re mostly organic, and I rarely purchase organic dry goods), and the product’s steel canister may be recycled (as can the nozzle and cap, at least in some municipalities).
Mainly though, I was lured by the novelty of the thing. I needed to see how it performed, whether the foaming and aeration of the batter that occurred upon discharge would create incomparably light, fluffy results, and if it did, whether I could recreate those results with my cream whipper and a little tinkering (so far, I haven’t gotten to the latter, and at any rate, it’s for another post).
So, Sunday morning, spatula in hand, I went for it.
Test-Firing the Batter Blaster
As per the product’s instructions, I shook the can well before discharging the first pancake’s worth of batter into a lightly greased, preheated pan.
Once I accounted for the fact that the batter would run for an additional inch or so (maybe a little over a teaspoon) after I released pressure from the nozzle, the dispenser was tidy and easy to use.
I also noted with the first round that the fluffy batter tended to settle a bit and spread by about 25 percent. So, from then on, I aimed to pipe batter to a lesser diameter than I desired in the finished pancake, and this method served me well.
Using conventional indicators for flippage as my guide (this was my instinct, but it was also in line with the Batter Blaster website recommendations), I had some difficulty in making pancakes that were much to look at. For, when large bubbles began to rise and pop out of the slightly puffed batter and the surface began to look a bit dry, the pancake was invariably not set enough to flip or even check for flipping without some carnage. If I let the batter cook for a few seconds longer, the cakes might be ripe for the flipping (occasionally) or they might be a few shades shy of burnt (more often the case). As much as I tinkered with my heat, I never did quite find the sweet spot. Perhaps an electric skillet with a temperature setting (the website recommends 375°F) would work better than my touchy gas burner.
In general, owing to the uniquely delicate, aerated structure of the batter caused by the expansion of gases as they escape with the dispensed batter, the pancakes were more difficult to flip than those made from conventional batters, especially if they were more than, say, 3-inches in diameter. I did find, however, that piping the batter into simple mounds (as shown in the array) made for sturdier pancakes than piping it in flat, tight spirals (at right).
The Results
The finished pancakes were, despite visual imperfections, quite good—sweet, but not cloyingly so; lightly textured, but not spongy; and tender, but not so much so that they disintegrated under the weight of a good douse of butter and maple syrup. Despite the dramatic batter aeration that occurred upon discharge, they were, however, not remarkably lighter or fluffier than other well-made pancakes.
They also tended to get slightly tough after hanging out in a low-temp oven for a few minutes while I finished cooking, but then most pancakes do.
And, negligible as this may be to some, I had a sight fewer dishes and clean-up to do at the end—just two plates and sets of utensils, a spatula, a pan and a quick wipe-down of the counter and stovetop. Had I made batter from scratch, or even a box, I would have had all that, plus a mixing bowl, a whisk, a ladle and a few measuring cups and spoons, as well as the crusty, dried on drips of batter that I generally have to scrape and scour from the counter and stovetop after a bout of pancake making.
Conclusion
All told, I rather enjoyed my Sunday morning foray into batter blasting, and I got some respectable pancakes out of the deal too. I’ll admit, I’m not likely to adopt the Batter Blaster for my pancakes of choice, but that’s not because I see any shame, harm or defect in doing so. Mostly it’s because my taste for pancake ease and delight surpasses even that offered up by the Blaster, setting me squarely in a seat, every other Sunday or so, at a favorite neighborhood haunt before a plate of unimpeachable banana-walnut beauties – absolutely no clean-up required.
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15 Comments:
This might actually be quite handy to have around on a camping trip. Toss in a few slices of banana or a handful of just picked berries.......and voila!
Boscompb at 9:59AM on 06/16/08
@Boscompb -- exactly! I am not one for processed foods, but this is a perfect product for camping trips.
It would also make clean-up after the kids make that Mother's Day breakfast in bed a lot easier.... ;)
Brownie at 11:22AM on 06/16/08
I'm glad someone was brave enought to give it a shot. I stared in awed bemusement at that can last weekend for a long while. I picked it up and put it back several times before moving on without it while still praising the genious of the idea. I might have to give it a whirl!
meascanbe at 1:01PM on 06/16/08
i'd rather do this myself with a whip cream canister and whippits. not that i have those, but if i did... i think that'd be preferable to some mysterious pre-made product. then again, i've never had problems making tasty, fluffy pancake batter with a whisk. less to throw away.
j at 1:08PM on 06/16/08
Why would this be better for camping? It weighs more, and you have to pack it out. Pancakes are dead simple-- I remain mystified by this product.
I'd be interested in a price-per-serving comparison, just for informational purposes.
outsidecounsel at 1:33PM on 06/16/08
The contents of the canister are all fancy and organic - there are no preservatives. It's kept refrigerated, so it's nothing like shelf-stable cheese in a can. Costs about five dollars, but doesn't generate that many pancakes. It's also remarkably easy to use - no bowls, whisks, or measuring cups to wash. No mess, just a can to throw out.
Raphael at 1:48PM on 06/16/08
My homie Serg deep-fried these dudes.
http://groceryeats.com/2008/03/21/deep-fried-pancakes/
MF Grocery at 2:16PM on 06/16/08
^ there's some NSFW language in the link above ^
MF Grocery at 2:20PM on 06/16/08
How wasteful! Especially considering that pancakes take 5 minutes to make from the world's cheapest ingredients.
PeanutButter at 3:09PM on 06/16/08
+1 MF Grocery
Raphael at 3:21PM on 06/16/08
I LOVE the Batter Blaster, I don't care what any of you say. I use mine with the Pancake Puff-er and lay a slice of banana in middle of the ball. Drizzle with butter and top with cinnmon and sugar, my friends go nuts for them everytime I make them. This morning at 2 am with 7 empty bottles of wine and 3 neighbors and my bf, everyone started talking about firing up the Blaster and 3 minutes later the first batch was coming off the line. I know I sound like an infomercial but it's really that easy!
mangabanga at 3:47PM on 06/16/08
Another Batter Blaster convert. Perfect to make Mickey Mouse ear pancakes before a trip to Disneyland, to make you loved ones initials on his birthday, or on those Sundays where you are a bit hung over and just the thought of trying to whip up some pancake batter is a bit too much...this stuff is wonderful!
hkydiva at 7:09PM on 06/16/08
I was too a skeptic until I read about it here on SE.
I wanted to suprise my husband with pancakes on a Saturday morning so I bought it (I was too lazy to make my own even if it's incredibly easy). The plus side was that there was little to no clean up which appealed to me the most.
We love Batter Blaster! It came out so good. Also, I loved how they snuck in an inuendo right in the name.... get it? Batter... blaster? Haha...
JadedOne at 6:51PM on 06/20/08
Hey, check this out: www.messageinabatter.com
HungryJack at 12:54PM on 04/10/09
Batter Blaster sets new Guinness World Record for pancakes cooked & served... 76,382. TV coverage here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1cRbD0XRE
HungryJack at 3:44PM on 05/13/09