Serious Eats
Wiener Water Soup
From Cooks.com comes the ultimate recipe for gourmet chefs:
WIENER WATER SOUP
1 package wieners
3 cups waterCombine wieners and water in a two-quart saucepan. Bring to a boil until wieners are cooked. Throw the wieners in the garbage. Serve soup. Serves 3.
Put this on your menu and everyone will be scrambling to get a reservation at your restaurant. [via Dancing at Gunpoint and Copyranter]