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The Mash Cone: Sausage, Mash, Peas and Gravy — In an Ice Cream Cone
The latest foodstuff to get stuffed into a cone. After dissing it without trying it, the cone's creators bring Metro.co.uk a revised edition:
Metro is happy to report that that the mash has 'good texture', the sausage is 'pretty tasty' and the gravy 'actually quite nice'. Unfortunately, the makers have had to backtrack on the actual cone element of the product, as the cones were disintegrating. However, they said they'd give serious consideration to our suggestion that they should make the cones out of Yorkshire pudding.
The best headline I've seen in reference to this thing was on Buzzfeed, where they call it "the opposite of drooling."