Manly Jelly Bean Flavors
I wish these manly jelly beans were real; I've always wanted to know what candy-coated fear tastes like. [via Candy Addict]
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12 Comments:
What, no bacon?
Raphael at 11:07AM on 04/11/08
I thought "pork" covered all the pig-based deliciousness.
roboppy at 11:26AM on 04/11/08
If a woman had come up with jelly bean flavors appropriate for men, she surely would have included 'crow'!
MelsDiner at 11:31AM on 04/11/08
robyn, you might not be a big fan of it, but bacon is in a class of its own. It deserves its own jellybean.
Raphael at 11:56AM on 04/11/08
don't forget the interesting combinations you get if you eat more than one manly jelly bean at a time:
Steak+Jerky = meaty goodness
Chili dog+Burrito = yummy sammich
Steak+Gravy = classic
Asphalt+Gravel = construction site
Boot+Leather = footwear
Boobs+Stripper = good times!!!
ryushin at 12:37PM on 04/11/08
The candy-coated Fear Jelly Beans are hollow.
srhcb at 12:41PM on 04/11/08
Car Part + Asphalt = stock car racing
( a few boobs & beer would be fine with that too)
srhcb at 2:38PM on 04/11/08
Where's the pizza one? My husband can't go a week without pizza! Barbecue would be a good one too.
misseditor at 5:22PM on 04/11/08
Um... actually, Jelly Belly already has a bacon flavored bean. It's part of the Bertie Bots Line, along with grass, earwax, booger, worm, dirt and many others.
freakmagnet at 9:22PM on 04/11/08
I have long felt that yet another line of bellies should be available. If anyone produces these, I swear I will sue for rights! How about beer flavors and they could be called "Beer Bellies"? Russian Imperial Stout, Chimay, barley wine... you get the picture. Well, I guess they wouldn't be just manly; women would like them too. OK, if anyone already makes these, I will gracefully withdraw my idea...
frederika at 10:24AM on 04/12/08
I have long felt that yet another line of bellies should be available. If anyone produces these, I swear I will sue for rights! How about beer flavors and they could be called "Beer Bellies"? Russian Imperial Stout, Chimay, barley wine... you get the picture. Well, I guess they wouldn't be just manly; women would like them too. OK, if anyone already makes these, I will gracefully withdraw my idea...
frederika at 10:49AM on 04/12/08
Sorry about the dup post - the blue screen of death appeared on my computer! It crashed and burned and forgot it already had posted! Acckkk!
frederika at 7:36PM on 04/12/08