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All The Food Mascot Costumes You'll Ever Need
Do you need to embody a bug-eyed anthropomorphic pickle for your next group function? Why not traumatize surprise the kids with a hug from Wally Watermelon or Bobbie Blueberry after school? Each suit will only set you back about $1,000, practically a steal for the neverending joy they will bring into your life. Don't pass up this great opportunity; visit Mascot Costumes for the best in food mascot apparel today! (Note: Bodysuit not included.) [via MetaFilter]
