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Giuliani Eats Blintzes; Some Are Pissed

20080125-mortman.jpgD.C.-based political blogger Howard Mortman, the man behind Extreme Mortman, ain't so happy about Giuliani's blintz intake. "Bland Eastern European junk food!" he bellows. Get that junk outta here. He'd much prefer Rudolph noshing on Sephardic fare such as rhubarb sauced-up fish or pumpkin-filled filo roses. When asked about his deep Sephardic lineage in an email just now, Mortman revealed a secret. "My only Sephardic roots is a Sephardic cookbook I once gave my wife with this instruction: I’m hungry. Make this!” (We can only hope Mrs. Mortman complied.)

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