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How to Eat Like a Hot Chick

The authors of How to Eat Like a Hot Chick promote their book on The Today Show. It's a diet where you can eat anything you want, as long as you take two bites and then eat a pound of spinach.

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Eating like a hot chick in my experience is subsisting entirely on coffee and cigarettes and the occasional glass of champagne and bump of coke, or eating and drinking voraciously and then politely excusing yourself to go to the bathroom to stuff a couple fingers down your throat.

These kinds of books are stupid.

If you want to eat like a hot chick copy everything Nigella Lawson does. Not only is she vivacious (I hate her in an envious way) but she always looks so good gobbiling up delicious food. For those who like Nigella light, Giada, follow the same suggestion.

My DH says a little fat on my frame is more ladylike than those gals with none. He likes to feel something when he hugs me. Life is too short to only take two bites of anything.

This book title is one of the silliest things I've heard in a long time. Not happy silly though but tired silly.

A "hot chick" can be any variety of ways of being. A "hot chick" is made "hot" or is made a "chick" by the mind of the person looking at her.

"Hot" is so old I want to pass out just thinking of the term it bores me so much.

"Chick" is a term used by idiots in the 1970's.

Eating spinach as penance for survival is so trivial as to be blonde but not hot. It is chick-y, however.

Anyone who follows this diet should be sure to order their Cartier diamond-studded toothpicks in advance to be sure that no spinach shows in their teeth as their (better to eat you with my dear) teeth often show as they walk around with cellphones stuck to one ear as they whine away in the grocery store aisle trying to elicit advice from friends and relatives as to what sort of breakfast cereal would be the absolute best one to buy (to remain "hot" though moronic).

P.S. This book undoubtedly will sell well.

You'd need to buy huge garbage size bags of spinach to eat a pound with every two bites of something else, and have a key to a PRIVATE ladies room (in very close proximity). Pure crap (pun intended).


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