Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 3
This time with fudge made from Velveeta, butter, and cocoa powder. Formed into balls. Placed on sticks. Dipped in white chocolate. Rolled in nuts. She doesn't want us to live to see the New Year. Recipe here.
Previously:
Part 1: Deep-Fried Butter; Part 2: Bacon-Wrapped Mac and Cheese
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44 Comments:
Where does the Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding factor in? Which segment contains that particular diabetic coma? I don't think it's actually her recipe but I saw her make it on TV and got nauseous.
chiff0nade at 12:57PM on 12/11/07
I'm startled that she did not use paraffin wax in this recipe. It sort of sounds as if it should be there.
Like in this recipe for peanut butter balls .
Karen Resta at 1:02PM on 12/11/07
This was the talk of our house for days. We love Velveeta -- I mean, you can't make a better cheap-ass queso dip than a block of Velveeta, a can of Rotel and some Wolf chili -- and God knows our local food critics love Velveeta (Robb Walsh, anyone?). But Velveeta in fudge? Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
That said, I'd love to hear from someone who actually tried the recipe.
sheeats at 1:41PM on 12/11/07
Paula didn't invent this one - it's on the Velveeta web site! My Great Aunt Edna used to make it when I was a kid. I remember loving it when I was 10, but haven't tried it since.
rockstop at 1:50PM on 12/11/07
I saw her do this in an Iron Chef battle teamed up with with Cat Cora. I remember them being goey/drippy- not firmed up like PB balls. Maybe the Velveetta hardens up- like in your arteries? I was surprised they didn't have EMT's at the ready for the inevitable heartattacks the judges might have from these.
bisbee at 1:52PM on 12/11/07
I wonder if the healthcare premiums are more for the crew members of her show?
jonfoxx at 2:01PM on 12/11/07
Obviously, Paula's recipies are only to be made occasionally. It's her fun-loving personality that's makes her show enjoyable.
Lavendergirl at 2:08PM on 12/11/07
WHYYYY?
Kerosena at 2:45PM on 12/11/07
Did they once mention that this thing is probably 1000+ calories of fat and sugar. Did you see the size of those things! Maybe one or two nut sized candies like this would be reasonable for the holidays (like a truffle or two won't kill m), this thing was the size of a freaking baseball!
This sort of food - large doses of pure processed sugar and fats - is seriously dangerous to many people's health, especially many people at home watching TV during the daytime. I know much of my family does not really understand the damage something does to their boderline diabetic systems. I can't imagine anyone would make binge drinking look like so much healthy fun on daytime television, but its probably equally toxic.
hreisig at 2:50PM on 12/11/07
I don't think anyone in the audience--or Paula Deen herself--was under the impression that these were healthy. She was totally hamming it up and having fun! I love her brand of craziness.
Christina at 2:53PM on 12/11/07
I dunno. Her sons Jamie and Bobby seem not only to have lived through her cooking but to have come out looking like cutie-pies too.
Ne fatties pas either.
Karen Resta at 2:54PM on 12/11/07
Uh. Bobby could lose a few pounds. As he said, "Jamie goes to th' gym an' I keep my shirt untucked." They are very cute.
annien at 2:58PM on 12/11/07
I enjoyed Paula much more before she got all...I don't want to say slutty, but...frisky? All she does on her "live" show is flirt with men and make crude jokes.
nokrapt at 2:59PM on 12/11/07
This fudge recipe has been around forever. My grandmother used to make it. Moderation is the key...just like in all foods.
Cherubcrnp at 3:06PM on 12/11/07
Here's the nutrition info from Velveeta:
Calculated for 1 serving (28g)
Recipe makes 64 servings
Calories 129
Calories from Fat 65 (50%)
Amount Per Serving %DV
Total Fat 7.3g 11%
Saturated Fat 3.6g 18%
Polyunsat. Fat 0.7g
Monounsat. Fat 2.2g
Trans Fat 0.0g
Cholesterol 11mg 3%
Sodium 100mg 4%
Potassium 51mg 1%
Total Carbohydrate 16.3g 5%
Dietary Fiber 0.7g 2%
Sugars 14.6g
Protein 1.5g 2%
Vitamin A 148mcg 2%
Vitamin B6 0.0mg 0%
Vitamin B12 0.0mcg 0%
Vitamin C 0mg 0%
Vitamin E 0mcg 0%
Calcium 30mg 3%
Magnesium 12mg 3%
Iron 0mg 3%
hreisig at 3:08PM on 12/11/07
Wow. Would'ya look at all that Vitamin A! Woooo-hooo!
Betcha can't eat just one.
Karen Resta at 3:15PM on 12/11/07
Note the recipe calls that this makes 64 one oz. servings! Paula's were at least 4-5x that size, which is how people at home will make it after watching her. I'm all for individual freedom, to mislead people into thinking that those giant balls of sugar and fat are "fun" is reprehensible. That sort of serving is toxic for many people, and someone should have said so. You wouldn't show how much fun drinking a liter of vodka or smoking a pack of cigarettes are without showing the consequences, but encouraging people at home with serious weight issues to gorge on 1000 calories of processed fat and sugar is fun?
hreisig at 3:17PM on 12/11/07
No, seriously it is appalling.
It does get to the point of laugh or cry though.
And I've never seen an overweight person want to not eat something bad for them because of facts or figures - rather it is an internal process of caring for themselves in a healthy way that somehow has to be found.
Eating can be such a complicated thing, particularly for those who might do it to the extent of hurting their health - that a "devil may care" attitude takes over. Saying something is bad simply will not stop them. They know that already.
Maybe running an exercise tape after each cooking section like this on TV would do the trick? :)
Karen Resta at 3:39PM on 12/11/07
best parts of the video are 1) the fact that she was on iron chef and won, thus negating any credibility of the show and 2) the disgusted look on ellen's face.
lexophile at 3:44PM on 12/11/07
I have said this before. I think Paula is a dynamic personality. She is a tv personality, a true gem. That being said I cannot cook her food. It is not what I like to serve my family. She is truely blessed and I love her. I even love to watch her cook.
JerzeeTomato at 4:06PM on 12/11/07
One Sunday morning another club member and I were both using the treadmill at the gym. Paula Deen was on the tv above us. She added something to her dish and both of us gasped. And upped the intensity of our workouts.
challah at 4:47PM on 12/11/07
It's her fun-loving personality that's makes her show enjoyable.
I love her brand of craziness.
I think Paula is a dynamic personality. She is a tv personality, a true gem.
Proof positive that modern pharmacology works.
jayfallon at 5:03PM on 12/11/07
What no mayo in the recipe?!
LearP at 5:33PM on 12/11/07
I have never watched her show, and I probably never will. I've read a newspaper article about her. I read and enjoy Pioneer Woman; I don't use her recipes except for one that my maiden aunt who lived to be 84 used to cook.
This discussion seems to typify the major neuroses of our time: obsessive control, a corallary obssesion with medical matters, and the idea that food is poison (all this replacing the controls that used to be placed on sexual expression). If I remember what I've read correctly, it is one third of the population that has a problem with cholesterol creation and retention. But this discusion assumes that every one does. For pity sakes, try relaxing about food and sex at the same time. You can do it. Let yourself surrender, if only a bit. Have fun, if only for a moment. You will probably survive another day or two.
islandexile at 5:40PM on 12/11/07
I doubt that fudge made with any ingredients is going to wind up healthy.
Weird as it may seem, it's not that bizarre to consider velveeta in a fudge application once you think about it: the flavor is quite mild, but the texture is in the fudge spectrum: smooth, creamy, soft-set at room temperature.
Knowing nothing about making fudge, I wonder what it's substituting. Would the quantity of Velveeta traditionally be filled by butter? Or something else?
I don't often watch Paula Deen, and I rarely make her recipes (if ever), but she's got one thing that a lot of us lack: she doesn't take herself too seriously.
renzata at 6:03PM on 12/11/07
Okay folks, let's get some perspective here. This is FUDGE. It is not something one eats every day, it is not a highly sophisiticated food (or they wouldn't sell it eveywhere in Myrtle Beach!), it is not intended to be nutrious or good for you. It is supposed to be fun and taste good. And this recipe is not all that different from others except for the cheese--which might actually make it better for you than one which is all butter.
I agree--just relax!
smallblondemom at 7:34PM on 12/11/07
I saw this book pre-publication and tried the Velveeta fudge recipe -- my coworkers devoured it in 10 minutes flat and no one had any idea there was Velveeta in it. Nor did I tell them -- I cut the slices way bigger than the serving size, I'm sure! The Velveeta just gives it a super creamy texture. If you're a purist, obvs. avoid, but as people have said above, come on, this is fudge we're talking about, who wants it to be healthy anyway?
harlem_panadera at 7:49PM on 12/11/07
And there's Velveeta Pepper Jack for a sort of Chocolate Chipotle Fudge.
dailybrownie at 12:10AM on 12/12/07
The city of Philadelphia actually has a vast underground reserve of Velveeta.
Fact: it's wildcatted with the very same methods they use for crude oil.
Ms.Dean always seems like she has half a load on, my hope is that's really true.
Stiv61 at 5:55AM on 12/12/07
I just made her Velveeta Fudge recipe yesterday. I used a scooper instead of my hands to form small balls. They are delicious "as is" but since I have some Ghirardelli white candy-making chocolate AND walnuts on hand, I may just go ahead and make the fudge balls even more unhealthy... :)
debralu at 10:04AM on 12/12/07
This is surpassed only by deep fried Twinkie.
Divyaramasami at 3:30PM on 12/12/07
debralu, lol, and I hope you like them more than Ellen! Good for you...
Christina at 7:06PM on 12/12/07
Life is too short to spend a minute watching gomer pyle in drag on tv.
rockhopper at 5:22PM on 12/14/07
I have always considered fudge to be a total waste of good chocolate and time. But I really like Velveeta and I LOVE chocolate so I'm going to give it a try. And, yes, many of Paula's recipies are not low fat or anything resembling "health food", but she is entertaining. If you ever watch "Semi-Homade" with Sandra Lee, she always has at least one drink involving alcohol and this doesn't seem to cause the kind of reaction that Velveeta fudge does!
ejdathome at 5:07PM on 12/17/07
By accident, I did happen to see Dean's show and couldn't believe my eyes: an over-weight, middle-age "kind of trampy" woman with a nausea provoking syrupy southern accent cooking some of the unhealthiest stuff ever!!! Is the Food Network insane? They dropped Emeril but Paula is still promoting heart disease.
Shockedinchicago
Ileana at 12:39AM on 12/18/07
some of you people are truly pathetic. she isnt forcing food down your throat. eat what YOU like. its so american to blame someone else for harm that you do to yourself. anything can be bad for you if you abuse it. get a life people. in fact some of you should eat as many of these cheese balls as possible. especially if it shortens your lifespan.
bigassbob at 6:35PM on 02/05/08
Paula Dean can simply say the word "mayonaise" I practically burst into flames. She is unbearable, her recipes are down right irresponsible (and nasty). Have you seen The Lady's Brunch Burger recipe? Bacon and a fried egg, on top of a burger w/ a glazed donut serving as the bun.
I am not making this up.
Minister of Pork at 1:56PM on 03/03/08
bigassbob, all I can say is AMEN! When I began viewing this blog, I loved it. After viewing it daily, I have come to realize some, but fortunately, not all, claim to be serious foodies, while in reality are simply food SNOBS. Lighten up, people! We all are allowed to make CHOICES, and some choose to occasionally make a poor nutritional choice, just for a buttery/cheesy/creamy/chocolatey sensory satisfaction. We don't ALL just eat to live. How boring is that? I had no idea the food police monitored this so closely, yet the same people constantly bad mouth anyone who dares to be different, or shows creativity, no matter how bad the creation. Paula may not be my favorite food personality, but who am I ---- or you, to tear her apart? Save it for those more worthy. You all love and approve of Bourdain, who eats live snake hearts and all manner of strange things, but let that southern lady promote her love of butter and such, and you're ready to lynch her. Ya'll probably secretly have to hide in your closet to enjoy any type of goodie, after all the preaching you do. How much fun are you to live with? You may live long, but not well. Being the serious foodie I am, all this serious talk has me craving something decadent. Maybe I'll whip up a batch of Paula's Velveeta fudge, or her Gorilla cake, or her wonderful blueberry dumplings. Has anyone tried them? Yummy!
JudyV
JudyV at 3:48PM on 03/05/08
Don't eat the damn food if you don't like the content! You are not being forced to make these recipes, nor eat the food. YOU eat what YOU like and the rest of us mature adults will eat what WE like. I am sure that you have eaten a hamburger, french fry or doughnut in your lifetime....well, guess what, you have just eaten a fried cheese and butter ball. It's all the same thing, just a different flavor.
Remember, it is people like you and me who made her famous, not to mention her scrumptious recipes. There is no harm in eating food like this if you ingest in moderation.
alieizhere at 11:37AM on 04/29/08
thank you for saying so, Cherubcrnp. that is actually the #1 thing that creeps me out about Paula Deen. she's a dirty old lady! if she were a male chef we could call that sexual harassment and it wouldnt be funny at all.
redzerostar at 10:00PM on 08/05/08
OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in years as I did at the ranting in this thread. Diatribes on punctuation, food police, psychological syndromes, sexual harrassment, and alcohol abuse, all thanks to one recipe. Paula must be laughing her diamond-encrusted, butter swilling, slightly smarmy, half schnockered wide-glide butt to the bank! I know I am (sans bank deposit slip). Thank you, all!
DeepCreekPagan at 6:59PM on 08/09/08
Paula is a loving person and has fun everywhere she goes. I know many of her employees and she treats them well. She is wealthy now due to working hard and developing a skill that people value. She didn't expect to be a TV celebrity. She only wanted to support her family. You don't have to prepare her recipes or go to her restaurants. Chill out!
TybeeSherri at 7:38PM on 09/23/08
Paul Deen is an interesting character. That this women has not had a heart attach with all of her high fat recipes simply amazes me!!
Where do I start?? First of all, the obviously faked souther accent gets a little old. I have heard her pronounce the same word a couple of different ways, For example, I have heard her pronounce "shrimp" as a one syllable, clipped work. On other occasions, I have heard her pronounce it "shrrrrriiiiimmmpp", with an obvious warping and almost making it a three syllable word!! Cute, Paula!!
Secondly, the woman cackles when she laughs!!! She should get a part in a witch movie!!! Or maybe, working a haunted house on Halloween.
Thrid, Paula, if your gonna wear fake eyekashes, make them reasonable length! Those fans you wear could cool downtown Atlanta in August!!
Fourth, watch Paula sometime when she tastes her food. She shoves in a bite that is probably about four times bigger than the average human being! And the sounds she makes--I swear the woman is having an orgasm when she wraps her lips around some of the hi-cal grub!!!
Fifth, Paula, on magazine covers, don't have them go so far wit the retouching. I have seen a cover of her and her husband when I did not know at first glance who they were!!! Her turkey neck completely disappered, and Michael's eyes almost looked like they were open!!!
I could go on, but I won't. My wife loves the food channel, and occainally watches Paula. But, hey, to each their own!!!
boffo at 9:42AM on 11/23/08
I can't stop laughing at the absurd and reactionary remarks. This is food, not a war draft. Good thing we live in America were we are free to be critical to anyone we disagree with, because we are really good at it.
Laura Flowers at 2:20AM on 12/31/08