Weird Fortune Cookie Collection
Out of all the times I've broken open a fortune cookie at the end of a meal, never had I ever come across a fortune worthy of being part of the Weird Fortune Cookie Collection. Why do I keep getting all those boring, unhelpful fortunes telling me that I will have good luck or happiness? Why can't I get ones filled with true wisdom, such as "Life is a wiggle," "You love Chinese food," or "Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lilly"? I won't stop eating fortune cookies until I am blessed with one of these life-changing nuggets of wisdom.