Serious Eats
Kawaii Not: For Cute Gone Bad
If you're sick of innocent-looking cute things only being able to act innocently and cutely, read the slightly twisted comic Kawaii Not by Meghan Murphy's (kawaii is Japanese for "cute"). In it, carrots threaten to blind you, marshmallows get impaled, and cookies hemorrhage chocolate chips. All while smiling, of course.
Check out her animated icons and online shop at kawaiinot.com.