Is it just me or are the vapid red eyes of La Mariposa's Pink Panther ice pop somewhat hypnotizing? Yes, yes, I do believe that they're speaking to me...

Wait, what's that? [cups hand around ear] You want me to destroy all other ice pops so that only the Pink Panther variety may reign supreme in the vast world of frozen treats? And you want me to obliterate the competition by eating each single-serving treat one by one? OK, I'll get right on that, oh sweet and creamy master.