Serious Eats
Your Drunken Desires Have Been Answered
John of Cho Tabetai outlines the steps for properly constructing and eating a Philly Taco, down to the eateries from which you must source your key ingredients: cheesesteak houses and pizzerias. Although beer is not an ingredient in the taco, it's necessary to produce the state of drunkenness required to appreciate the essence of the Philly Taco. For those of us who don't live in Philly, you can make an imitation by following these steps:
1. Get hammered.
2. Obtain cheesesteak.
3. Obtain plain slice of pizza.
4. Roll the cheesesteak into the slice.
5. If you have managed to get to this step while intoxicated, reward yourself by eating your "taco."
Gross or intriguing? I'll try anything once.