Serious Eats
Just Say No To Toast!
Stop right now! Throw that sandwich you're eating into the trash!
I mean it! Do it, and do it quick! Don't you know bread is dangerous?
Some quick but frightening facts: "More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread." and "Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!" [via kottke.org]
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