Eater's got a picture of a list of Frank Bruni's aliases and phone numbers. Apparently some high-end New York establishments have this poster hanging in their kitchens, encouraging staff to be on guard for the New York Times food critic. If only the photo weren't so blurry! Then we could all start using these aliases and see if we could send a few kitchens into a premature panic. Or maybe get some Frankie VIP status for ourselves.
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