I love bacon so much I'm considering making bacon ice cream this weekend, but even I have to draw the line at this bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo that Archie McPhee's now selling for $99.

Well, OK, so maybe it would be good for Halloween parties or if you were getting married in Vegas by, say, Elvis or Captain Picard. But other than those settings, I can't think of where this might be considered appropriate! [via Weird Asia News]