Bacon Butter Dish
Grateful Palate, home of the only club I've ever wanted to join—the Bacon of the Month Club—has a beautiful ceramic bacon butter dish for $39.95. I don't know who writes the copy for their site, but it's so beautiful it makes me want to cry: "Bacon and butter. Isn't this an epic concept? Spasky and Fischer, Stalin and Roosevelt, Angelina and Brad? The two greatest, most powerful cooking ingredients come together to form a union of love and flavor in your kitchen."
Also great: their BLT scented votive candle trio. The bacon one has a cute illustration of a pig and says "bacon = freedom" on it! These are truly my people.