Serious Eats
Chocolate Molecule Ladies Tee
Really love chocolate? Let the world—or at least, the nerdiest people in it—know how you feel by wearing this theobromine molecule t-shirt. Theobromine's "the tasty little number who puts your mind in a happy place while you are eating chocolate. Molecularly similar to caffeine, but with just enough differences to make her a much smoother date, Theobromine is slower to burn out of your system and induces gentle, sensual stimulation to your muscular and cardiovascular systems. Grrrrrrrr!" Sorry boys, this one's for women only, $17.99 from ThinkGeek.
[via Wonderland]