On Serious Eats burger site A Hamburger Today Zoe Hamburger is this week's Q&A subject. Yes: Zoe Hamburger.. Heh.

Q: So you've heard a lot of burger jokes in your life—any memorable ones? What's been the cheesiest?
A: Aside from you asking what the cheesiest burger joke has been? When I was younger the cable company sent the bill to Bacon Double Cheeseburger instead of Peter W. Hamburger. My family thought it was hilarious. You have to have a good sense of humor if your last name is Hamburger.