Grub Street points us to uberconservative parachurchman Jim Rutz's hilarious rant on soy, which he claims makes boys gay and women hysterical. "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality," Rutz claims. "At the extreme, the damage can be fatal."
My favorite response, by an anonymous rager: "Are you an idiot? What's your next theory, [that] eating chicken wings makes people black?"