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Today's Message from Self-Appointed 'Chronicler of the Miraculous,' Megachurch Ministries: Soy Makes Your Wrists Weak

jamesrutz.jpgGrub Street points us to uberconservative parachurchman Jim Rutz's hilarious rant on soy, which he claims makes boys gay and women hysterical. "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality," Rutz claims. "At the extreme, the damage can be fatal."

My favorite response, by an anonymous rager: "Are you an idiot? What's your next theory, [that] eating chicken wings makes people black?"

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