All right, all right, I admit it. In the age of the internet I shouldn't have given quotes as clues. Too easy. But the grand prize, two pies, is still up for grabs. See below for how you can enter.
That's right. Serious Eats is giving away two phenomenal pies of your choice. If you live in New York you can choose from the dazzling array of pies made by Two Little Red Hens, which includes Apple, Apple Crumb, Apple Cranberry, Sweet Potato-Pecan, Pumpkin, Chocolate-Pecan, Buttermilk Lemon Chess, Fall Medley, Out of towners will get their pies delivered to their doorstep from the Grand Traverse Pie Company.
The pies are on us.
All you have to do is tell me what pies would be included in your all-pie Thanksgiving meal and why. You can include savory pies like chicken and turkey pot pie, even fancy-pants savory pies like the lobster pot pie they serve at Mary's Fish Camp, and of course as many dessert pies as you like. No more than a hundred words, please. I will judge the entries and try to enlist the aid of fellow pie lovers John T. Edge, author of Apple Pie, An American Story, and Anne Dimock, the author of Humble Pie.
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