Presenting the first annual Serious Eats Food Rorschach Test. Your answers will provide a window into your inner soul (food and otherwise). But unlike other (psychologists and psychiatrists) professionals who administer Rorschach tests, I have no way of interpreting the results. And since this is a self-administered Rorschach, you can interpret the results any way you see fit. If it's not too painful I would appreciate everyone who takes the test to share his or her results in any way you deem appropriate.

• 1) Haggen Dasz or Ben & Jerry's?
• 2) Skippy or Jif?
• 3) Bagel or Bialy?
• 4) Whipped or Regular Cream Cheese?
• 5) Relish or Sauerkraut on your hot dogs?
• 6) Milk or Dark Chocolate?
• 7) Salted or Sweet Butter?
• 8) Pastrami or Corned Beef on a Deli Sandwich?
• 9) French Fries or Onion Rings?
• 10) Espresso, Regular Coffee or Latte?
• 11) Crispy or Pliant Bacon?
• 12) White or Dark Meat (on either chicken or turkey)?

The only rule that will be strictly enforced is the no equivication rule. That is, you can't say that I like sweet butter on certain things, and salted butter on others, even if it's true. You must decide which is your over-all preference and vote accordingly.

I would also appreciate any suggestions about questions that should be on the next Food Rorschach test.

You may start the test any time.